David Lee Roth Claims Sammy Hagar Was Abducted, Sex Probed By Aliens

The feud between former Van Halen frontmen David Lee Roth and Sammy Hagar goes on, with Roth now claiming that Hagar was abducted and sex probed by aliens.

In a video titled “The Ballad of Popsicle Sam” that he recently posted on his YouTube channel, Roth concludes that the Red Rocker must have been “sex probed” by aliens.

“According to Sam, he was abducted by aliens,” Roth explains in the video. “I know that when you’re abducted by aliens you get sex probed,” he insists.

“I am compelled to solicit this sordid subject in an effort to explain Sam Hagar’s conduct. For the last 10 summers I haven’t said a single syllable about him. Not one. I defy you,” he says. “And in the face of a constant fart gas aimed in our direction here at the Mojo Dojo Diamond Dave Laboratories. And I think we’ve arrived at both the technical and the medical answer that may explain some of Sammy Hagar’s conduct and his constant spew of diarrhea vitriol in our direction. Sammy Hagar was abducted by aliens and he was sex probed.”

Roth then goes on to ponder how an alien might examine a human and finally admits he had “no idea” of the means or apparatus that would be used.

The former Van Halen singers recently appeared to bury the hatchet when Hagar invited Roth to tour with him. Roth appeared pumped to go.

However, Hagar clarified that it was just a guest spot at one of his shows. “He can come out and sing a song on a show or two,” he wrote, “if he can remember the words.”